Yo+Mamma+Jokes


 * ==Yo Momma so...==


 * ==Skinny/Fat==
 * Yo Momma so skinny that she uses floss to wipe her butt!
 * Yo Momma so fat she wears two watches, one for each timezone!
 * Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale buzzlight year flies out and says, "to infinity and beyond"
 * Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat people say "Taxi!"
 * yo mama so fat when she stepped on a scale it said to be continued....
 * yo mamma so fat when god said let their be light he told her to move
 * Yo mama so fat that every time she goes to McDonalds they have to change the sign.
 * Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions
 * Yo mama so fat that she uses a boomerang to put on a belt
 * Yo mama's so fat when she sat down at the movies she sat next to everyone.
 * Yo mama's so fat that when you were born she had to wait in the hospital because they thought there was more.
 * Yo mama's so fat when she went to Tokyo everyone ran and yelled "GodZilla"
 * Yo mama so fat when she jumped in the open whales started singing We Are Family
 * Yo mama so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phone book.
 * Yo mama so fat she stepped on a scale and the doctor said, " Hey that's my __phone number__."
 * Yo mama so fat her pants size is "Bitch lose some weight."
 * ==Stupid==
 * Yo mama so stupid i asked her how old she was than said, "Never mind I now you can't count that high."
 * Yo Momma so dumb when I said it was chilly outside, she ran out with a bowl and spoon!
 * Yo mommas so stupid that she threw a rock at the ground and missed.
 * Yo mama so stupid she looks at a can of juice for days 'cause it says concentrate.
 * Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
 * Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car
 * Yo mama so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911"
 * Yo mama so stupid that she sold the car for gas money.
 * Yo mama so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
 * Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
 * Yo mama so stupid that when she looked in the mirror, she said stop copying me!
 * Yo mama so stupid that when she went bungee jumping she put the cord around her neck.


 * ==Poor==
 * Yo Momma so poor she hangs toilet paper out to dry!
 * Yo mama so poor she sold her house for rent money
 * Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!
 * Yo mama's so poor she waves a popsicle in the air and calls it air conditioning!
 * Yo mama's so poor she makes hobos look like Donald Trump.
 * Yo mama's house is so small when she orders a large pizza she has to eat it outside.


 * ==Other==
 * Yo Momma is like a door-handle, everyone gets a turn!
 * Yo Momma is like a hockey player, she changes her pads every three periods
 * Yo Momma is so lonely, the only one who calls her is GodZilla--and the only reason it calls is to ask to borrow her sweater. OOOOHHHH, DOUBLE OWNED!!
 * Yo mama's teeth so yellow traffic slows when she smiles.
 * Yo mama was considered the world's greatest comedian when she gave birth to you.
 * Yo mama so ugly....there is no way she could be anyone else's.